Tuesday, April 01, 2008'♥
this was damn funny. brought it by Q'min blog :DDDthe WAYS to TURN DOWN man X]HE : Can I buy you a drink?SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once?Or was it twice?SHE : Must've been once. I never makethe same mistake twice.HE : How did you get to be sobeautiful?SHE : I must've been given your share.HE : Your face must turn a few heads.SHE : And your face must turn a fewstomachs.HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.SHE : Okay, get out.HE : I think I could make you very happy.SHE : Why? Are you leaving?HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.HE : Can I have your name?SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?HE : Where have you been all my life?SHE : Hiding from you.HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go thereanymore.HE : Is this seat empty?SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.HE : Hey babe, what's your sign?SHE : Do not enter.HE : Your body is like a temple.SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.HE : If I could see you naked, I'd diehappy.SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.life went upside down this mth.only slp after 1am everyday.dident want to eat.drink a lot =.=i think.i am SLACKING LIAOS !dono whats with me in class ;dono how to laugh out loud alreadly LAA.too stress?too tired?self-emotional?WHATS WRONG WITH YOU CINDY? roars.anyone could just take me away frm this SITUATIONJUST for a moment??i felt so.suffocated.
say is easier than done.
dosent mean i dident say
means i dont care
have you even tried quitting?
